TOP 10
LIES THE COLLEGE SHOULD BE TELLING US

10

Studying abroad won't put you behind.

5

You are truly learning to touch the world

9

You don't need to donate money after you graduate. Honest.

4

Hey what's-yer-face, yeah, you're not just a number here.

8

We'll only make you move your car for plowing when it's convenient.

3

Your confidential information is secure with us.

7

It's ok, it's organic.

2

You are so employable.

6

You're totally getting your money's worth.

1

No, we don't wish you were a boy...